Comically Disgruntled Gifts

'I hate my life.

Flyfishing for dummies.

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

Broken since March

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'What seems to be the problem?'

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

Music Quiz

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

A military officer daydreams

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

The three laws pf pen-o-dynamics

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

Use Next Window.

New Listings From Frustration House.

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

Complain to a bear

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

The muse for letters to the editor.

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

Tourette's!!

'Typical!'

"I put my best ideas on the internet and all I got was this print-on-demand shirt."

'Short-timer Syndrome' A cockatiel acts out on his last day at work.

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

Desert Island Slob.