Complaint Comic Gifts

Worm complaints desk

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

Unnatural Selection.

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"Well the good news is that according to your insurance there is nothing wrong with you."

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

Minnesota Weather.

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

Airline concerns.

'Hello, Room Service?'

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

'There's supposed to be 56 million bubbles in a bottle of Champagne -- I only counted 54, 325,775.'

"Just eat your alphabet soup Harold."

"I think I speak for all of us."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

'Me' Weekly

"I know you insisted on getting off here, but this area is for employees only. Are you sure you know where you're going?"

"Looks like they're going to have a dog fight."

Perpetual motion car

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

'No - I demand to speak to your REAL manager!'