Complaint Comic Pillows

Worm complaints desk

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

Unnatural Selection.

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"Well the good news is that according to your insurance there is nothing wrong with you."

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

Minnesota Weather.

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

Airline concerns.

'Hello, Room Service?'

'There's supposed to be 56 million bubbles in a bottle of Champagne -- I only counted 54, 325,775.'

"Just eat your alphabet soup Harold."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"I think I speak for all of us."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

"Saying you're moral because you believe in God is like saying you're a soldier because you play 'Call of Duty'."

"I know you insisted on getting off here, but this area is for employees only. Are you sure you know where you're going?"

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

Customer Service. I only handle complaints -- What you have is a beef?

'Me' Weekly

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

"Looks like they're going to have a dog fight."

Perpetual motion car

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

'You have a complaint about your taxes? That will be a 50 cent complaint tax.'