Frustrated Creative Gifts

"I put my best ideas on the internet and all I got was this print-on-demand shirt."

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

#notblessed

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

Music Quiz

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

A military officer daydreams

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

Man coming home and kicking cat, wife asks 'Had a good match dear?'

The three laws pf pen-o-dynamics

Photocopying his ass was not as easy as he'd been led to believe.

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"

Idlewild.

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

"That laptop was expensive as hell but publishers are still rejecting my stories! I want my money back!"

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"Would you like to pay with card, cash or the dim and shredded remains of my remaining dreams?"

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"I know what I want to convey...but I can never seem to express it on canvas!"

'Typical!'

Mowing Job Sucks.

Miserable selfie

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

Some especially annoying types of packaging.

Road work ahead

'Raymond's a frustrated composer.'