Frustrated Creative Pillows

"I put my best ideas on the internet and all I got was this print-on-demand shirt."

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

#notblessed

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

Music Quiz

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

Ryanair refunds

A military officer daydreams

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Photocopying his ass was not as easy as he'd been led to believe.

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

The three laws pf pen-o-dynamics

Man coming home and kicking cat, wife asks 'Had a good match dear?'

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

"Would you like to pay with card, cash or the dim and shredded remains of my remaining dreams?"

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

Idlewild.

"That laptop was expensive as hell but publishers are still rejecting my stories! I want my money back!"

Intelligent Navigation Device...

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

Miserable selfie

"I know what I want to convey...but I can never seem to express it on canvas!"

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

'Typical!'

Meet Santa. I've been working for weeks on the list of presents I want. I've got my Christmas present list and an invitation for Santa to attend my birthday party next year -- I know it's a long shot but I figured it couldn’t hurt to try. He just wants to know if you've been naughty or nice ... You didn't have to bring your whole resume. "Naughty or nice"? Does he mean your private life or your public persona? Yeah, it's all so confusing! Is sharing music files naughty or nice?

Mowing Job Sucks.

Some especially annoying types of packaging.