Comedy Teeth Cleaning Gifts

Dentist's office.

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Improvised Dentistry.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"It's teeth whitening."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Needs ketchup."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."

"You want a local anesthetic? Okay, our receptionist will tell you endless stories about her grandchildren."

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"

"Lunch break."

'Get them whitened? It took me $50,000 and five thousand bottles to get them this way.'