Comedy Teeth Cleaning Prints

Dentist's office.

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Improvised Dentistry.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"It's teeth whitening."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Needs ketchup."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"

"You want a local anesthetic? Okay, our receptionist will tell you endless stories about her grandchildren."

'Get them whitened? It took me $50,000 and five thousand bottles to get them this way.'

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'