Comedy Cats Gifts

Dog Show: Most Human Look.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"Projectile hairballing."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"I hate it..."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

Great mouser!

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

'...How can a cat get diabetes?'

"I hope you're not expecting a tip."