Comedy Cats T-Shirts

Dog Show: Most Human Look.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Projectile hairballing."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I hate it..."

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Hell No Kitty

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'I hate surprises!'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

Great mouser!

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.