Comedic Interpreter Gifts

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'A is for Arse.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Examination.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"When I said the surgery was minimally invasive I wasn't talking about your finances."

Lambo

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

How cats see their home

"The first week back is always the hardest"

'It's a recurring dream: I'm in a big room, being ignored by a whole lot of politicians...'

"It's not that I don't want a baby brother - it's just that this is a bad time for me developmentally."

"I had an amazing hug dream."

"You've reached Randy, the Dating Doctor. What ails you?...."