Comedic Interpreter Prints

'I thought I told you not to play 'foreclosure eviction' with your sister's doll house!'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'A is for Arse.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Examination.

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

The Swiss Arm-y Wife

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

'It's a recurring dream: I'm in a big room, being ignored by a whole lot of politicians...'

Lambo

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

"When I said the surgery was minimally invasive I wasn't talking about your finances."

"The first week back is always the hardest"

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

How cats see their home

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

"It's not that I don't want a baby brother - it's just that this is a bad time for me developmentally."

"You've reached Randy, the Dating Doctor. What ails you?...."

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."