'I'm happy to announce that the international society of child-pageant parents will be relocating here next year.'
Child Pageantry Gifts
Celebrate the sparkle and excitement of child pageantry with our delightful collection of gift items. Whether it's a humorous mug, a stylish t-shirt, cozy pillow, or a vibrant art print, find the perfect way to show support or add a touch of humor to young performers' lives. These thoughtfully designed items bring out the joy and pride of dressing up and competing, making them great gifts for participants, proud parents, or pageant fans who love the glamour, glitz, and giggles of the stage.
Miss America IQ Pageant
"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."
'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'
Hospital gown pageant.
'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'
Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.
Circus Pageant
'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'
"She really lights up a room. Face it Patty, we don't hold a candle to her."
"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."
'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'
'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'
Model's aspirations
5lbs + 5lbs= ?
"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."
Westminster's fine, but this show is just sick. Puppies & Tiaras.
'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'
'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'
Miss America IQ pageant.
Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'
Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.
'As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think.'
"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"
In this pageant contestants must knowingly provide incorrect responses to questions. Ah, "Miss Information"!
Uncle Tom
'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'
'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'
Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.
7th annual weird fishes pageant
Beauty Contest
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"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
Dreams of being a beauty queen
"Do you suppose she's Miss Egypt?"
Child Pageantry Gifts Collection
Child Pageantry Mugs
Explore our charming collection of mugs featuring playful designs perfect for young pageant enthusiasts or proud parents to enjoy every morning.
Child Pageantry Pillows
Decorate your child's room or support area with our fun and cozy pillows inspired by the excitement of child pageantry.
Child Pageantry Prints
Capture the glamour and fun of child pageantry with our vibrant prints, ideal for decorating their space or commemorating a special event.
Child Pageantry T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt to celebrate your child's pageant journey or show your support with witty, stylish designs that stand out.