Child Pageantry Prints

'I'm happy to announce that the international society of child-pageant parents will be relocating here next year.'

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

Hospital gown pageant.

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Circus Pageant

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"She really lights up a room. Face it Patty, we don't hold a candle to her."

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'

Model's aspirations

5lbs + 5lbs= ?

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

Westminster's fine, but this show is just sick. Puppies & Tiaras.

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

Miss America IQ pageant.

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

'As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think.'

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

In this pageant contestants must knowingly provide incorrect responses to questions. Ah, "Miss Information"!

Uncle Tom

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

7th annual weird fishes pageant

Beauty Contest

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"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

Dreams of being a beauty queen

"Do you suppose she's Miss Egypt?"