Child Management Pillows

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

In the Guru District

The Baby Walker

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Fitness Programme for babies

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

Acclaimed mother.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'

'It wasn't premeditated.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"Hello?"

'Wow, Mom, how long has he been in time-out?'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

man juggling career, home and children

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'