Child Minders Pillows

'Keep an EYE on him for me.'

The Baby Walker

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Fitness Programme for babies

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

Acclaimed mother.

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Help me!

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

'Wow, Mom, how long has he been in time-out?'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

'And what pray tell do I do if the teacher asks me a question?'

'Today is my day to baby sit.'

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

'How many kids do you actually have?'

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"So much for eternal rest."

"Sitters are so expensive."

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."