Child Minders Pillows

'Keep an EYE on him for me.'

The Baby Walker

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Fitness Programme for babies

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Acclaimed mother.

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Help me!

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'Wow, Mom, how long has he been in time-out?'

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

'And what pray tell do I do if the teacher asks me a question?'

'Today is my day to baby sit.'

'How many kids do you actually have?'

"Sitters are so expensive."

"So much for eternal rest."

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."