Childminder Pillows

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

'I don't know what it is Red Riding Hood, but I'm never happy leaving your grandma with the kids.'

'It's your little son complaining about the babysitter's noisy party!'

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

'Today is my day to baby sit.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

'Wow! You've digitised your children...'

Creche.

Acclaimed mother.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'HO HO HO WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF OLD SANTA CLAUS?!!'

'Maybe he brought you, but my mommy and daddy are do-it-yourself fans.'

"Gimmicks and giveaways. How does your mom get babysitters?"

"Babysitting him will be easy: He's just been fed and will be lethargic..."

"The sitter's here, honey!"

"I'm not a babysitter; I'm a child care provider!"

"Okay, okay. I surrender. I want to negotiate a peace and quiet treaty!"

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

"Sitters are so expensive."

The Baby Walker

"I don't know Ms. Peep, but I just have a good feeling about you as a nanny to watch over our kids. They're out in the yard right now. Why don't you go out and say Hello?"

"So much for eternal rest."

'...and these are my two little angels you'll be baby-sitting for tonight...'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'

"I'd like to trade him in for something quieter and better behaved."

"I take my babysitting job very seriously."

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

"Our job would be a lot easier if there were childless couples in this church."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Why did you drop her in church today?'