Childminders Pillows

'My credentials as a nanny? Trust me, I have a lot of experience in raising kids...'

Three frogs watching their tadpoles.

Fitness Programme for babies

"What can I say: It's nice to get away from the kids once in a while..."

The Baby Walker

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Acclaimed mother.

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Help me!

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'

'Wow, Mom, how long has he been in time-out?'

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

'Today is my day to baby sit.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

'And what pray tell do I do if the teacher asks me a question?'

'How many kids do you actually have?'

"Sitters are so expensive."

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"So much for eternal rest."