Childminders Pillows

'My credentials as a nanny? Trust me, I have a lot of experience in raising kids...'

Three frogs watching their tadpoles.

Fitness Programme for babies

"What can I say: It's nice to get away from the kids once in a while..."

The Baby Walker

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Acclaimed mother.

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Help me!

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'

'Wow, Mom, how long has he been in time-out?'

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

'Today is my day to baby sit.'

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

'And what pray tell do I do if the teacher asks me a question?'

'How many kids do you actually have?'

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

"So much for eternal rest."

"Sitters are so expensive."