Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...
Child Management T-Shirts
Wear your parenting pride with our witty child management t-shirts. Perfect for parents, teachers, or caregivers who know the true meaning of juggling and multitasking.
"I changed my mind – no more kids."
In the Guru District
The Baby Walker
'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!
"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."
"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"
"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"
We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.
Fitness Programme for babies
'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'
"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."
'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'
Acclaimed mother.
Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.
You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!
"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."
I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!
'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'
"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"
"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"
"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"
'It wasn't premeditated.
"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"
"Hello?"
'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'
"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"
STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch
'Wow, Mom, how long has he been in time-out?'
'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'
man juggling career, home and children
“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”
'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'
Child Management T-Shirts Collection
Child Management Mugs
Discover more humorous and heartfelt mugs that celebrate the joys and challenges of managing kids — perfect for your morning routine.
Child Management Pillows
Check out our humorous pillows that add comfort and personality to any space dedicated to children and parenting.
Child Management Prints
Browse our playful prints celebrating child management — perfect for sprucing up playrooms, classrooms, or nurseries with humor and warmth.