Celibacy Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a meaningful gift for the celibacy ponderer? These products are perfect for those who value introspection, mindfulness, and personal development. Ideal for anyone on a spiritual journey or embracing a period of self-discovery, our items combine humor and wisdom to support their contemplative lifestyle.

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'I'm sorry, but I can only love you like a brother.'

'I'm sorry, but I can only love you like a brother.' mockup

'I'm sorry, but I can only love you like a brother.'

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.' mockup

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

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In/Out/These Things Happen.

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach." mockup

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist. mockup

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

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Chiller Theatre

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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"Have you been playing dice?"

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

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'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?' mockup

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

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Sauce for the Goose

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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

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A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths. mockup

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower. mockup

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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"When we're home, are we still aliens?" mockup

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

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God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth mockup

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

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"I'm learning to live with existence." mockup

"I'm learning to live with existence."

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'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.' mockup

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

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"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything." mockup

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

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'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.' mockup

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either." mockup

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

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'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?' mockup

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

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Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy mockup

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

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Ten Commandments

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'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!' mockup

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

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"I cross the road to forget."

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"Is this who I am?"

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'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.' mockup

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

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The Price of Freedom

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Afraid of change - leave it here. mockup

Afraid of change - leave it here.

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The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability. mockup

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

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'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.' mockup

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

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"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved." mockup

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

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Celibacy Ponderer Gifts Collection

Celibacy Ponderer Mugs

Discover a range of mugs that humorously and thoughtfully honor the celibacy ponderer’s journey. Perfect for quiet mornings and inspiring reflection.

Celibacy Ponderer Pillows

Browse pillows with clever and calming messages, perfect for creating a peaceful environment for the celibacy ponderer.

Celibacy Ponderer Prints

Explore prints featuring thoughtful and humorous art that resonate with the inner journey of self-discovery and mindfulness.

Celibacy Ponderer T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that gently celebrate introspection and self-growth. A witty wardrobe addition for the contemplative soul.