'Not having second thoughts, are we, Brother Thomas?'
Celibacy Humor Enthusiasts Gifts
Looking for a clever way to celebrate or amuse a celibacy humor enthusiast? Our collection offers humor-infused products that lightly poke fun at personal choices, helping them show off their unique lifestyle with pride and laughter. From quirky mugs to playful t-shirts, find everyday items that bring humor and joy to those embracing their journey with a smile.
'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'
'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'
"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."
'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'
'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'
"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"
"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."
'He's the one who needs obedience training!'
"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."
"They're comfortable."
'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'
Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.
'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'
Stairlift around cliff face.
A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.
Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.
God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth
'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'
"Yeah, I don't like this part either."
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six
Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!
"She wishes to range free!"
The First Fire Stick
'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'
'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'
A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.
King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.
'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'
How Amazon was invented
"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."
Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!
"...And that's how to translate honey into money."
'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'
Divine Desk Bins
Celibacy Humor Enthusiasts Gifts Collection
Celibacy Humor Enthusiasts Mugs
Browse our mugs collection for celibacy humor enthusiasts to find witty and amusing cups that brighten their mornings.
Celibacy Humor Enthusiasts Pillows
Find playful pillows that add a humorous twist to their decor, celebrating celibacy with a touch of wit.
Celibacy Humor Enthusiasts Prints
Explore our prints collection that injects humor into the theme of celibacy, ideal for personal or gift-giving occasions.
Celibacy Humor Enthusiasts T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts featuring hilarious takes on celibacy — perfect for showcasing their lifestyle with humor and confidence.