Celibacy Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone practicing celibacy? Explore our collection of witty and meaningful products designed to honor their lifestyle choices. These gifts are ideal for those who embrace independence, self-discovery, or personal growth. From amusing mugs to inspiring prints, find something that captures their journey with humor and heart.

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John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate, mockup

John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate,

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'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.' mockup

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

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"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything." mockup

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

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"Staff support"

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"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals." mockup

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

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"Guess who brought king cake!"

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'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism. mockup

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

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"You may now kiss the bride..."

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"It's OK, I'm preordained."

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"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe." mockup

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

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Priest's 'To do' list.

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'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.' mockup

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

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Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth mockup

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

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'I don't remember predetermining THAT!' mockup

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

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'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?' mockup

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

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Golfing Bishop.

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"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy." mockup

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

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'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.' mockup

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

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'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?' mockup

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

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Trappist Monk Discord

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'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...' mockup

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

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"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

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