Celibacy Explorer Gifts

"I had my fingers crossed when we did tat vow of celibacy."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Guru.

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

I think therefore I am.

Couple

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

Bring your problems to work day.

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate,

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

Unhappy clown.

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

Moral Values for Dummies