Celibacy Explorer Prints

"I had my fingers crossed when we did tat vow of celibacy."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Guru.

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"What a sad species humans are!"

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

I think therefore I am.

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

Couple

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

Bring your problems to work day.

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

Unhappy clown.

John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate,

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

Moral Values for Dummies

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."