Celibacy Advocate Prints

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'It's a silent protest.'

John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate,

Horace Mann

Randi Rhodes

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

'We were just testing our faith.'

'Yes, Ms Worthy, I know pointing is rude, but it's important that we identify your attacker to the court.'

'Please listen carefully as my campaign promise menu has changed...'

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

Civil discourse

'Entering Washington, DC. Congressional 'civility' level: undetectable.'

'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

'Go back indoors! Leaning out of a window is against the law!'

'Darn. His Holiness' letter says nothing about cancelling celibacy.'

"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Ron Paul Campaign.

'Would you mind turning your radio down?'

Teaching Tolerance.

Observe - Do not Judge - Embrace

"Dare I ponder what's next?"

"Hat crimes"

'Artistic it might have been, but those sort of films ought to be banned.'

Are you against violence on TV - No just Gore.

"My client has nothing to leak at this time."

Don't tax me, bro

Shut Up

'Harry, you're so relaxed, happy, non-confrontational...have you gone bi-partisan on me?'