Celibacy Promoter Prints

'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Prejudice/Empathy

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

Make love not war

John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate,

Personal Cheerleader.

Neverending Task.

Highlights from the Million Moderate March

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

'We were just testing our faith.'

'This spider's persistence is remarkable - that's web 9.0.'

Archers.

'Darn. His Holiness' letter says nothing about cancelling celibacy.'

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

Plastic bag leaves

Donate your Loose Change - As a matter of fact it goes to the bank.

Be American, Buy...

"Where's your manners? Lift your feet"

Less Summer More Love

"And a trigger warning for today's lesson - peace, friendship, love, and understanding."

New Year: Peace, Justice, Love

Different view on tolerance

'Not having second thoughts, are we, Brother Thomas?'

"I had my fingers crossed when we did tat vow of celibacy."

'I'm sorry, but I can only love you like a brother.'

"I suppose marriage would temper my penchant for pole dancing."

Real bodies

"No, Francis— not even if she is desperate."