Celebrity Chef Follower Pillows

'I'm sorry the food's rubbish...All our chefs are on TV tonight.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

How I met your mother

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

TV Chef Cooking Range

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

'Take me to Anna Nicole Smith!'

"I would kill for your metabolism."