Celebrity Chef Enthusiast Pillows

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

''Mediterranean cooking', well we've got Jamie Oliver, Delia Smith, Gordon Ramsay and some Italian I've never heard of...'

'Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

How I met your mother

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Emeril John Lagassé III caricature

Cooking without Jamie Oliver

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

'There's a Mr. Oliver to see you. Says he can save the world.'

Emeril Lagasse

"I don't like it."

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'Just call me Delia...'

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

"When did they add this channel?!"

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

Mary Berry

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."