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The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

''Mediterranean cooking', well we've got Jamie Oliver, Delia Smith, Gordon Ramsay and some Italian I've never heard of...'

'Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

How I met your mother

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"When did they add this channel?!"

"I don't like it."

'Just call me Delia...'

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'