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'I'm sorry the food's rubbish...All our chefs are on TV tonight.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Elvis Presley

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Brad Pitt

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

How I met your mother

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

All Star Team.

Dogs Touring Hollywood

TV Chef Cooking Range

Elton John

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

Stephen Fry

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Madonna.

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

NBS Programming Department. Who have we got to interview Michael Jackson? We've got it narrowed down to Stephen King or Leonard Nimoy.

"Do I take drugs? Hey man, you hum it and I'll sing it"

"I would kill for your metabolism."

Gillian Leigh Anderson