Celebrity Chef Lover Pillows

'Amazing - No sooner do we invent cooking than we get the first celebrity chef.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Baker Romance

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

How I met your mother

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"It'll never be ready in time."

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'