Catastrophe Humorist Gifts

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Admit it, we're lost."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Venice Floods

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

A Not So Grand Slam.

Zombie Worker Apocalypse

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'How was my emergency stop?'

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

Cotton candy

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

Cluster Catastrophe

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

"And hold the mayo."

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Zombie Baseball

'It doesn't work...'