Caprese Salad Creator Gifts

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'Like death by salad.'

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

Surprise in the salad bowl

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"More croutons, sir?"

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

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Ranch Dressing

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

'Ahh, but it's a Dyson saltshaker.'

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

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