Salad Dressing Aficionado Gifts

Fenton School of Languages: French, Spanish, German, Italian, Creamy Italian.

'My fellow rabbits, I bring you... Dressing!'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Surprise in the salad bowl

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

'Diet considerations.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"More croutons, sir?"

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?'

Free salad bar.

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."