Salad Enthusiast Gifts

"A table near the salad bar."

'I want you to run back to town and bring the biggest box of croutons you can find!'

"Who had the garden salad?"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Nurse, I have a complaint. I asked for the house dressing for my salad and they put a bandage on it."

'Are you going to eat your garnish?'

'Like death by salad.'

'I hope you remembered to wash the salad when I told you.'

"I've been hearing good things about your salad bar."

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

"And I'm not looking for anything that's long term. overly involved or tricky. I might just get a salad."

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

'Looks great Darling!'

I've been on this green leafy diet for months...

'I knew he'd put me on a rabbit food diet.'

Snowman eating salad cuts into carrot nose.

"More croutons, sir?"

'The salad of the day? It's a mezclum made with the left overs of the last two days' salads.'

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

All you can eat salad bar has lifetime price.

"Which comes first - the chicken salad or the egg salad?"

"I want a big-a*s salad."

'I'm on a diet -- just make it a TWO-bean salad.'

There are only two types of people in the world. Those who are built for salad and those who are not.

"We don't stand behind our service, but we do offer a free All-You-Can-Eat salad bar while you wait."

"Who ordered just a green salad?"

Kids can be cruel.

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"What's today's special?"

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"I don't know about turning, but I was tossing all night."

Spring Onion

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"Oh, sorry. I seem to have bellied up to the wrong bar."

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'