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'Like death by salad.'

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

Surprise in the salad bowl

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.

"More croutons, sir?"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?'

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

Free salad bar.

Ranch Dressing

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

Error in low-fat pizza design.

"I want a big-a*s salad."

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

All you can eat salad bar has lifetime price.

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'