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Gustav Mahler orders a salad.

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

'Like death by salad.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Surprise in the salad bowl

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.

"More croutons, sir?"

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

'After you with the camouflage.'

Ranch Dressing

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

Free salad bar.

The Perfect Garden.

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

The First Vegetarians.

All you can eat salad bar has lifetime price.

Salad Hat

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

'It's great that you made your own salad, dear, but those aren't croutons, they're dog kibbles.'

"I want a big-a*s salad."

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'