Rocket Salad Enthusiast Gifts

Rocket Lettuce.

"We've made great progress!"

Build Your Own Portfolio

'Like death by salad.'

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Space exploration"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

Surprise in the salad bowl

Filling the Missile Gap

Parking meter on the moon.

Rocket.

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Learner Driver

Behind Every Stupid Man

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Girls in Science

"More croutons, sir?"

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

"So what do you do for a living?"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Space Pioneer

Rocket Ark

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'