Egg Salad Enthusiast Gifts

'Can we agree to disagree on egg salad?'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

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hard-boiled egg...

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Like death by salad.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

Egg Buggy

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

The Zombie Awakes...