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The Fast and the Furious: The Egg and Spoon Races

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

Posh Easter Egg

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Egg Buggy

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."