Egg Salad Enthusiast Pillows

'Can we agree to disagree on egg salad?'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

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hard-boiled egg...

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Like death by salad.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

The Zombie Awakes...

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."