Egg Salad Escapade Pillows

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

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'Like death by salad.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

Easter Egg Delivery

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"More croutons, sir?"

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Ranch Dressing

Free salad bar.

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?'

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

All you can eat salad bar has lifetime price.

"I want a big-a*s salad."

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

"We could go out to eat every night and cut our grocery bill to nothing."

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'

'Go ask Caesar what he wants in his salad.'