Egg Aficionado Pillows

'So, this Humpty Dumpty guy falls off the wall and I think, dang, what a waste!'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

First Visit From The Acme Cholesterol-Removal Service

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'We start them working at a young age.'

'Fried egg'

"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."

'Considering time, temperature, and your lack of health insurance, I wouldn't eat the deviled eggs.'

"The tests are back: You need more calcium in your diet to improve the shell-thickness of your eggs..."

I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol.

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

"This is a fine time to discover you have an egg allergy, Fiona!"

'Oh boy, is that the time? I need to go home to roost...'

Faberge Chicken

Chick gets angry...

'I think I'm possessed! I've been laying deviled eggs.'

Breakfast Egg

'...sunnyside down.'

hard-boiled egg...

"Mornin', hon—can I fix you some eggs?"

"Hey pal, you wanna tell us where you're getting the eggs?!"

'Little eggs.' 'I should have let the chickens sit on them longer.'

"Thanks for job done sunnyside up."

Knocking Egg

Ghnook Stoneberger invents scrambled eggs.

"180 million eggs, please."

"We can't break the laws of nature, the workers can only lay a maximum of one egg a day: To increase production, you need to recruit..."

"No our 2-minute egg doesn't cost less than our 3-minute egg."

"Excuse me, but I ordered the 'cage-free' eggs!"

"Be sure to eat it while it's hot."

'Did it ever occur to you that we're probably sitting on someone's breakfast?'

A Woke Yolk

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."