Canary Keeper Gifts

"Everybody double your anti-depressants."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Am Awful Crammer.

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'Bed & Bagel'

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Goal

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

'Name yer poison, gents!'

'Well, you have people pox.'

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

"Don't talk to your dad - he hasn't had his morning coffee yet!"

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'Please Mike! Not in front of the children.'