Canary Curious Gifts

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Hair Crop Circle

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Then what happened?"

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Plasma Ball

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"This is quite a surprising discovery."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

Marco Polo

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Invisible Man Kit

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

Monkey Handshake

Drink Me.

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

Useless-memory lane

The Governor-General settles in.

"What the hell was in that?!"

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

'I'm sorry,Mrs.Hurley, but my mind's on 'hold' today.'

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

'Please, tell me your secret. Everyday I'm fatter while you're thinner and thinner.'