Canary Curious Gifts

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Hair Crop Circle

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

"Then what happened?"

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Plasma Ball

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"This is quite a surprising discovery."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

Marco Polo

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

Drink Me.

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Monkey Handshake

Invisible Man Kit

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

'I'm sorry,Mrs.Hurley, but my mind's on 'hold' today.'

Useless-memory lane

"What the hell was in that?!"

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

The Governor-General settles in.

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

'What the?! Look at THIS!'