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"Everybody double your anti-depressants."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Am Awful Crammer.

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Bed & Bagel'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Goal

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

'Name yer poison, gents!'

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

"Don't talk to your dad - he hasn't had his morning coffee yet!"

'Well, you have people pox.'

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'Of course I ate the Goldfish: What did they expect me to do? It's my nature, I can't help it...'