Canary Enthusiast T-Shirts

Acme Coal Mine. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. Lesser known warning signs.

'We're keen on the canaries.'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Privates Beach"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Turtle Hat

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Captain steering house through flood.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Moulin Rouge Security

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

Segregated Beach

A crab with a utility knife claw

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."