Canary Caretaker Gifts

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I had to skip my workout."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Cat Spa

Boy whistling at crackers.

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Lazy plumber.

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

My Bowl Is Empty.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'