Canary Caretaker Prints

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I had to skip my workout."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Cat Spa

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Lazy plumber.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

My Bowl Is Empty.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'