Camus Fan Gifts

'Camus died yesterday - or was it the day before?'

Those Were The Days

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Reinventing the Wheel

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"Found meat is income."

Boxers vs. Briefs

The Drone Ranger

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Cowboy Trump

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

"She's had work done on those."

"Road? What particular road are we talking about here? You'll have to be more specific..."

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'