Cambridge Supporter Gifts

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Country Bumpkin.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'...I don't like your chances!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

The game comes first...

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

Theater or football.

World Cup Fan.

Referee cop.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"He's in training for the World Cup."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"I take it your team lost again!"

Football fans in corona times

'It's your WIFE'S name? When you said you were claiming an allowance for supporting CHELSEA I thought......!'